A very short compendium of mom's collected musings throughout the holiday season:
On missing a phone call:
Mom: "Sorry !! I miss your call .. I was in bathroom !! Dong dong!!* (this is the word for "poop" in Korean)
Mom's too lazy to cook dinner:
Mom: "Dinner !! Chillier polle*" (translation: Chipotle)
Her pastor cancelled Bible study and my mom guesses why:
Mom: "Out of town !! Or just not ready himself .. Gasses*" (translation: guesses)
My mom on seeing the sun outside the window around noon (spoken, not texted):
Mom: "What a beautiful full moon!"
Me: "Mom, are you serious? That's the sun."
Mom: "Oh! haha, sorry I wear sunglasses."
more to come....