Living at home

So, I finished med school, and I have to live at home until I start working in June..

Day 1: I'm wearing sweatpants and tshirt around the house..
Mom: Go change! I don't want to feel like you are a bum hanging around the house. If you are going to stay home, wear something nice.

Day2: Eating 2 scrambled eggs for breakfast. (rest of the carton is full)
mom: You are eating too many of my eggs, go to heinens and buy another carton today since you ate so much.

Day 2.5: Dad want you to water flowers. Its good for you to see beautiful flowers. that's how you can stay beautiful.

Day 3: If you are going to eat my dinner, you need to vacuum whole house. Thats da least you can do.

Day 3 in the afternoon after I vacuum:
Text from mom: "Hi butterfly. Sorry I was not nice to you. bless u love u butterfly 3 enjoy your lovely day. :)"

aaahhh... the joys of mother..bipolar does not begin to describe her.

I'm Spicy!

Jen: "mom, you are pisces, and I am an aries..those signs usually don't get along."
mom: "what? i'm spicy!! am i? me and christine are spicy.
jen: pisces!!! not spicy!!
puhahaha