Lesbian conspiracies

Another bundle of texts:

Mom: Hi

Joey: Hi. I have a test soon.

Mom: Haaaaaaaaaaaa sing a song !! Matataa ok no worry be happy mommy is so much love u !! U are my best lover!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: what? hahaha

Mom: Bless u !! U are my hero!!

...a week later

Mom: Is Emma lesbian?

Joey: What? No. Why

Mom: I found card in Christine closet

Joey: No, they are like sisters

Mom: For sure?

Joey: Yes

Mom: No lie

life lessons from dad:

"Dont worry about the past. The past is beeaaeautiful. " (while sipping on wine)

the texts continue..

text from mom: hello lunch make u happy.. lovely butterfly, we pray for u happy hamooney!!

me: halmuni, like grandma?

she meant harmony, not hamooney.

mom: happy, sing a song, coffee luv u

text from mom: how wonderful u are!! chris here joy john here hug u hugh u kiss u xoxoxoxo come home