what a morning

3am text from christine: "hey will you make sure i'm awake when you wake up at 730am? I am on the couch. thanks. BTW: I can hear Joey growling/hissing in her sleep in the next room. aha

at 730am: I wake christine up from couch, but she says in her sleep "i'm sorry. I have no idea what's going on."
me: why'd you sleep on couch?
christine: "I dont have proof yet, but I swear there's cat hair over there."
hahaha

move her to the bed: she grabs my alarm clock and says, "hey! is this mine or yours?"
and I say: mine.
christine: "830 please."
haha..

I tell christine later... she has no recollection. ;)
we have quite the sleep talking family.

HMart Shoes

My mother came to pick me up from college today for graduation

Wearing Rocawear sunglasses that she bought from Burlington Coat Factory (because she lost her real Dior sunglasses- quite the replacement..) And pleather, platform, ridged shoes from H- MART (the korean grocery store..).

Btw, my mom also bought orange bedazzled BCBG terry-cloth zip-up.... My sisters made her return it.

I dont trust u!

It's 11pm and I'm leaving the house to meet Joey for drinks. Joey decides to wait at the end of the driveway instead of pulling up because she's on her way home from school to pick me up. As I'm walking outside, I tell mom I'm going for drinks with Joey at Paladar.

Mom: "What? no you're not."
me: "yes I am."
mom: then why aren't you using car?
me: joey's here to pick me up.
mom: where??
me: end of driveway
mom: you lie. you going on a date!
me: I swear to God, mom.
mom: how can I trust you?

me: running down driveway.
mom - running after me in her silky PJ's and fluffy slippers, hair a mess, no makeup on.
me: mom, you're crazy.
mom: "show me!! i want to see who's in car!"
me: "joeeeyyy!!"

joey rolls down window: "hi mom."
mom (with disappointed look on her face): oh, hello joey.
me: I told you! hhahaha.
joey: what's going on?
me: mom thought I was going on date
mom: looking into back seat for hiding people.
joey: you wanna check the trunk mom?
mom: yes.

trunk open - mom peering inside.
me: seriously??

THANK GOD I wasn't really going on a date.
that's all I have to say.
:P

logical progression in whose mind?

my parents bought 3 lily flower plants to put around the house.

me: Pretty! Lilies are Christine's favorite flower
mom: I will pray for her.