It's 11pm and I'm leaving the house to meet Joey for drinks. Joey decides to wait at the end of the driveway instead of pulling up because she's on her way home from school to pick me up. As I'm walking outside, I tell mom I'm going for drinks with Joey at Paladar.
Mom: "What? no you're not."
me: "yes I am."
mom: then why aren't you using car?
me: joey's here to pick me up.
mom: where??
me: end of driveway
mom: you lie. you going on a date!
me: I swear to God, mom.
mom: how can I trust you?
me: running down driveway.
mom - running after me in her silky PJ's and fluffy slippers, hair a mess, no makeup on.
me: mom, you're crazy.
mom: "show me!! i want to see who's in car!"
me: "joeeeyyy!!"
joey rolls down window: "hi mom."
mom (with disappointed look on her face): oh, hello joey.
me: I told you! hhahaha.
joey: what's going on?
me: mom thought I was going on date
mom: looking into back seat for hiding people.
joey: you wanna check the trunk mom?
mom: yes.
trunk open - mom peering inside.
me: seriously??
THANK GOD I wasn't really going on a date.
that's all I have to say.
:P
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