Texts from Mom to Joey (September 20-today)

Mom's Vernacular:
Joey: I love you!
Mom: Wolllaa Wolllaa Wolllaa hooll a Wolllaa hooll

Mom's favorite activity:
Joey: How are you?
Mom: I am sosoooooo happy ... I go to bcbg

Mom's typical text greeting:
Joey: Hi
Mom: Hello ..beautiful ... sonnnnnnnnnnng....to youuuuuuuuu..Enjoy chocolate ... Haa. aka. Love u sosooooooo <8)>

Mom's Konglish:
Joey: What are you up to?
Mom: Okkkkkkkkkkky exercise
cleaninning..... Whorr ahhhh
Joey: Whor?
Mom: Thanka ... sim Sim he
Joey: I don't understand you.
Mom: Korean Sim.sim he*
*She wanted to write the korean word for "bored" which is pronounced "sheem sheem hae."

Mom's "modesty":
Joey: Oh, you are wonderful
Mom: I think sosooooooooo ... to

Mom's obsession with birds:
Joey: Mom, what's your favorite animal?
Mom: Big bird
Joey: what kind of bird?
Mom: *Harming bird .. haaaaaaaaaa
Joey: that's a small bird.
Mom: Has huge secret voice ... Got it..catch it



Mom: Good morning ... Smell the rrrrrain .. Feel the wind.. Harming bird is waiting ... Hahhhhhaaaaaaaa What do u eat
*By "Harming bird" she means hummingbird.


Mom's attempt at spelling:
Joey: Esther needs eyeglasses
Mom: Need ... Eye exam schulu llellya
Joey: haha
Mom: Eye exam schulu sullen esther

husband realtalk

"Good morning ... Chittat ... Have a beautiful day inthe park.. Hope to meet celebrity ... John is your Hubby ... John Is your Hubby ... ...Enjoy day
inthe park .. Love u kiss youuuuuuu xoxoxoxo Goodsweet"

"Hahhahaaha who is john?" (I don't know anyone named john, btw_)

"Old friend....see ..future Hus ... Xoxoxoxo got it . Hello catch it Hello catch it ..."

"Hahahahahhaha ok....."

Texts with Mom

We've been holding out some gems...

Mom's texts to Joey:

"Thankaaa you will be a huge sexy queen!! You will rules the Cleveland !!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hi i am so so so okay ... Have a huge wonderful day ..bless u ... Enjoy day ....see <:O>"

"Wolllaa Wolllaa Wolllaa hooll a Wolllaa hooll"

Conversation- via text- between Mom and Christine:

Friday night
Me: Good night :)
Mom: Bless u beautiful Good

Saturday morning
Mom:
"Fwd:
From: 3302198765
Sent: Sep 11 12:36am
Msg: Bless u beautiful Good"
Me: Hahah you're so funny. Whyd you resend that. I'm going to the us open today wuth julie
Mom: Ohhhhhhh whaaw 911 be careful have fun :$