Texts from Mom to Joey (September 20-today)

Mom's Vernacular:
Joey: I love you!
Mom: Wolllaa Wolllaa Wolllaa hooll a Wolllaa hooll

Mom's favorite activity:
Joey: How are you?
Mom: I am sosoooooo happy ... I go to bcbg

Mom's typical text greeting:
Joey: Hi
Mom: Hello ..beautiful ... sonnnnnnnnnnng....to youuuuuuuuu..Enjoy chocolate ... Haa. aka. Love u sosooooooo <8)>

Mom's Konglish:
Joey: What are you up to?
Mom: Okkkkkkkkkkky exercise
cleaninning..... Whorr ahhhh
Joey: Whor?
Mom: Thanka ... sim Sim he
Joey: I don't understand you.
Mom: Korean Sim.sim he*
*She wanted to write the korean word for "bored" which is pronounced "sheem sheem hae."

Mom's "modesty":
Joey: Oh, you are wonderful
Mom: I think sosooooooooo ... to

Mom's obsession with birds:
Joey: Mom, what's your favorite animal?
Mom: Big bird
Joey: what kind of bird?
Mom: *Harming bird .. haaaaaaaaaa
Joey: that's a small bird.
Mom: Has huge secret voice ... Got it..catch it



Mom: Good morning ... Smell the rrrrrain .. Feel the wind.. Harming bird is waiting ... Hahhhhhaaaaaaaa What do u eat
*By "Harming bird" she means hummingbird.


Mom's attempt at spelling:
Joey: Esther needs eyeglasses
Mom: Need ... Eye exam schulu llellya
Joey: haha
Mom: Eye exam schulu sullen esther