Mom's secret texts to Joey (her favorite daughter)

Joey: "hi how r u?"

Mom: "I feel wonderful . I have meeting at lender heaven for ka maneo"

Translation: "I have a meeting at Landerhaven Caterers for KAMANEO (Korean American Medical Assoc.)

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Joey: "hi how r u?"

Mom: "Fantactic ya Hallelua amen bagel good Christine"

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Joey: "ill be home late."
Mom: "Ok i made oh-dang nodduel just for u l"

(Translation: oh-ddaeng noodle, a Korean fishcake soup)

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Joey: "hi what are you u doing today?"

Mom: "I have dinner at yasabi ! 6 .pm with Kauh and Dr Kwon Dr Kim Hong Yong 4406667133"

(Note: Yasabi should be Wasabi restaurant, and the random phone number is there because she probably copy and pasted their names from her address book and didn't realize that happened)

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Random text from Mom to Joey:

"Hi beautiful . Mom love u most ! Don!t worry you will be successful in Jesus time kiss hugh xoxoxoxotooI"