PETA

Mom: [frantic and screaming] "JOANNE! Belle [our cat] pooed in Daddy office!"
Joey: "Don't worry. I'll clean it."
Mom: "UGHHHHOH! Can I give her injectionnn?"
Joey: "What do you mean?"
Mom: "Dontchu know injection? Dontchu know what that mean?"
Joey: "No...."
Mom: "Aiyoo, how don't you know injection!!"
(This continues in same fashion for several minutes)
[Mom walks away, downstairs, frustrated and tells Esther that she "can't believee joey don't know the meaning of injection."]
Joey: "Mom, it means death. I know."
Mom: "No!!............... It means PEACE."
Joey: "What?"
Mom: "World peace!"


(Note: by injection, our mom means that she wants to give our cat a lethal injection herself...)